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Remembering Rex

ThyssenKrupp / Oct 06, 2016
My dear friends, it is with great sadness that I inform you all of the untimely passing of our dear friend Rex. As you all know, he heeded the call to serve his country in the never-ending fight against the tyrannical bruin communist party that lives on Pluto. During a mission to liberate a concentration camp full of triceratopses, his custom Grumman F-14 Tomcat was brought down behind enemy lines.


"Tell Ally that I will always value her opinion on things!"

Even though he was successful in ejecting and finding a safe place to lie low until help arrived, he was ambushed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as he was climbing into the evac helicopter. When asked about why they attacked and killed Rex, team goof Mikey said that it was all the result of the illegal shrooms on their pizza placing them all into a drug-induced rage. The case worker assigned to evaluate the story made sure that the masked vigilantes were let off with a warning.


"I can think of worse ways to go out, but not many! Herk, ble-ag!"

A memorial for Rex will be held in the comments section down below. Those who knew him are encouraged to share stories as well as sentiments. Rest in piece, you lovable fool. We will await the day that your respawn timer cools down.
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Rex
RIP in peace, pupperoni.

EDIT: If y'all want to stay in contact with me while I'm on my Mission for the next two years, feel free to send a piece of electronic mail to dexter.beach@myldsmail.net!

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