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ThyssenKrupp / Nov 16, 2019
Tonight it was discovered that all hyperlinks containing the URL s3[dot]mmoguildsites[dot]com will attempt to install a "hostile packet" onto your computer. Visitors are advised to study where a hyperlink leads before clicking on it, while members are encouraged to revisit their older posts and alter them accordingly.

UPDATE: Shivtr responded to the alarm that I raised over on Twitter. The issue's been fixed. Directly linking to an image will do just that, now.

ThyssenKrupp / Jan 01, 2019
It's been a while since any of us here have had anything to say beyond the occasional post and shout. Sorry about that. 2018 wasn't an easy year for a lot of us. But even though we might appear to be dead, I assure you that we are all very much alive! Unfortunately we've recently had to close the doors to our Discord server to visitors. Twice this past week we've been hit up by bots advertising a "Sex Dating" channel. So if you're someone who's looking to join our guild, or if you're a wayward member who's come back and wants to reestablish contact, you're more than welcome to either submit an application or a PM to yours truly!
Punished Gabe / Feb 18, 2017
If you wish to come hang around on a genuine piece of Star Wars history, then just follow this guide, and you'll be able to relive what might have been one of the most interesting times in Star Wars history. Everything is definitely safe, and you can download the game straight from their patcher, as long as you follow the guide.

Once downloaded and everything, I recommend you check out the thread posted below should you get a never-ending "Connecting to server" thing after logging in.
Punished Gabe / Dec 18, 2016
Dancer's Palace has been all decked out for Life Day! Bring warm clothes, as there is now snow in the ballroom! The security system has been programmed to recognise flying snow or snowballs as NOT a threat (unless, of course, it detects an object within the snowball). All patrons are welcome to enjoy the snow in the ballroom and then warm up in front of any of the fireplaces in the ballroom, on the ballroom balconies and on the main balcony.

On Friday December 23rd, at 7pm server time, two hours before the start of the usual hosted Dancer's Palace event, all patrons past and current are invited to gather in the ballroom for a snowball fight! Bring your mitts and your snowball canons! Bring a friend! Bring an enemy to pelt snowballs at!

A reminder that all violence, other than throwing snowballs, will lead to the perpetrator being immediately frozen in the security system's stasis field and escorted out by security droids once released by the staff.
ThyssenKrupp / Oct 06, 2016
My dear friends, it is with great sadness that I inform you all of the untimely passing of our dear friend Rex. As you all know, he heeded the call to serve his country in the never-ending fight against the tyrannical bruin communist party that lives on Pluto. During a mission to liberate a concentration camp full of triceratopses, his custom Grumman F-14 Tomcat was brought down behind enemy lines.

"Tell Ally that I will always value her opinion on things!"

Even though he was successful in ejecting and finding a safe place to lie low until help arrived, he was ambushed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as he was climbing into the evac helicopter. When asked about why they attacked and killed Rex, team goof Mikey said that it was all the result of the illegal shrooms on their pizza placing them all into a drug-induced rage. The case worker assigned to evaluate the story made sure that the masked vigilantes were let off with a warning.

"I can think of worse ways to go out, but not many! Herk, ble-ag!"

A memorial for Rex will be held in the comments section down below. Those who knew him are encouraged to share stories as well as sentiments. Rest peacefully, you lovable fool. We will await the day that your respawn timer cools down.